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		<title>Quote: Internet</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 01:07:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cody</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[But the internet is a city and, like any great city, it has monumental libraries and theatres and museums and places in which you can learn and pick up information and there are facilities for you that are astounding &#8211; specialised museums, not just general ones.
But there are also slums and there are red light [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But the internet is a city and, like any great city, it has monumental libraries and theatres and museums and places in which you can learn and pick up information and there are facilities for you that are astounding &#8211; specialised museums, not just general ones.</p>
<p>But there are also slums and there are red light districts and there are really sleazy areas where you wouldn&#8217;t want your children wandering alone &#8230;</p>
<p>And I think people must understand that about the internet &#8211; it is a new city, it&#8217;s a virtual city and there will be parts of it of course that they dislike, but you don&#8217;t pull down London because it&#8217;s got a red light district.</p>
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		<title>lagiroflee</title>
		<link>http://sumfight.com/?p=432</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 06:07:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cody</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I realized that high school would become much more difficult as my doctor told me I would be trading in food for formula.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I realized that high school would become much more difficult as my doctor told me I would be trading in food for formula.</p>
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		<title>Nicole</title>
		<link>http://sumfight.com/?p=430</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 04:06:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cody</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At the age of five, I had an obsession with licking my mothers deodorant. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At the age of five, I had an obsession with licking my mothers deodorant. </p>
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		<title>Mr. Chris G.</title>
		<link>http://sumfight.com/?p=347</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 17:21:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cody</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The correct response to your wife after coming home from an emergency call only to find that your son had caught the majority of the backyard on fire is not, &#8220;That&#8217;s what you called me home for?&#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The correct response to your wife after coming home from an emergency call only to find that your son had caught the majority of the backyard on fire is not, &#8220;That&#8217;s what you called me home for?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>I am starting this band for the sole purpose of getting laid</title>
		<link>http://sumfight.com/?p=331</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 23:09:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cody</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The purpose of this band is to cynically play whatever music is necessary to attract as many young women as possible for the purposes of having sexual relations with them. I am in my mid 20s and a veteran of several musical projects, which unfortunately have tended toward the sort of music that repels women [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The purpose of this band is to cynically play whatever music is necessary to attract as many young women as possible for the purposes of having sexual relations with them. I am in my mid 20s and a veteran of several musical projects, which unfortunately have tended toward the sort of music that repels women (overly-experimental indie rock, pretentious electronic art music, and incredibly offensive death metal / grindcore). At this point i am going to play whatever insipid emo / rock /punk / pap whatever because I am in my mid 20s and want to do this band thing right for one last time and get all the hot rock chicks who always thought I was a little bit too autistic.</p>
<p>My training is mostly in indie rock of the late 90s / early 00s, from riot grrl to neutral milk hotel, alternative to obscure 80s punk cds, my charmingly eclectic record collection of 70s cult favorites, obscure synthpop, an experience with hair-metal we are going to write off as an exercise in irony and then never speak of it again, the obligatory foray into blues and folk during every college kid&#8217;s dylan period, and a bit of totally nihlist death metal industrial and years spent pretending I liked VNV nation to get with goth girls. I am also veteran of the late 90s rave scene, and have retained some classic 80s synths which appeal nicely to my retro hipster tendencies and still make bit of squelchy fat beats. I can program basslines/ drums. I can play anything with strings and frets on it, and we can take advantage of my Latio name and style to drop some Spanish guitar although I dont think that plays as well here as it did on the east coast when I was &#8216;exotic&#8217;. If we are going to go pretentious I can drop all kinds of 20th century atonal art music references. I have professional training as psychologist, and access to a wide variety of scientific equipment. informal field experiments as well as laboratory work will evaluate the effectiveness of these musical techniques with women. I have a fresh! new hip haircut and go to the gym daily. I expect you to obsess over your appearance, and then pull of a very artfully constructed look of disorder. Nothing in this band will be left to chance.</p>
<p>I am NOT kidding.<br />
<a href="http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/muc/1017438613.html">Source</a></p>
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		<title>Steveie</title>
		<link>http://sumfight.com/?p=322</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 17:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cody</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because my 8th grade teacher thought I was lying to him about my name I made my one and only visit to the pricipals office to explain that, &#8220;Yes, my name is Steveie and, no, I&#8217;m not a boy&#8221;.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Because my 8th grade teacher thought I was lying to him about my name I made my one and only visit to the pricipals office to explain that, &#8220;Yes, my name is Steveie and, no, I&#8217;m not a boy&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>Charli, Redefining Homosexuality</title>
		<link>http://sumfight.com/?p=286</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 06:28:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cody</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;There are very few women in the world for whom I would go lesbian, and Johnny Depp is one of them.&#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;There are very few women in the world for whom I would go lesbian, and Johnny Depp is one of them.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>That&#8217;s A Fork</title>
		<link>http://sumfight.com/?p=284</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 23:25:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cody</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kane (bends an eating utensil): This is art, dude.
JMe: How is that art&#8230;what does it represent?
Kane: A bent up fork.
JMe: (Gives a weird and slightly bewildered look)
Kane: How does that NOT represent a bent up fork???
JMe: Well one&#8230;it&#8217;s a knife.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kane (bends an eating utensil): This is art, dude.<br />
JMe: How is that art&#8230;what does it represent?<br />
Kane: A bent up fork.<br />
JMe: (Gives a weird and slightly bewildered look)<br />
Kane: How does that NOT represent a bent up fork???<br />
JMe: Well one&#8230;it&#8217;s a knife.</p>
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		<title>During a phone conversation overheard on the sidewalk at Ohio University</title>
		<link>http://sumfight.com/?p=251</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 10:31:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cody</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Dude, you shouldn&#8217;t have left your friends. You shouldn&#8217;t have made out with that chick. You shouldn&#8217;t have thrown up in the back of a taxi. *Pauses, listens* No dude, it&#8217;s not okay. You shouldn&#8217;t listen to Saves the Day, you&#8217;re 26. It is shit like this that has to stop.&#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Dude, you shouldn&#8217;t have left your friends. You shouldn&#8217;t have made out with that chick. You shouldn&#8217;t have thrown up in the back of a taxi. *Pauses, listens* No dude, it&#8217;s not okay. You shouldn&#8217;t listen to Saves the Day, you&#8217;re 26. It is shit like this that has to stop.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Always slightly bitter</title>
		<link>http://sumfight.com/?p=248</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 01:27:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cody</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Amanda: What&#8217;s -8 + -7?
Linds: -15. Why didn&#8217;t you use your calculator?
Amanda: My calculator is some free piece of shit from the bank. I don&#8217;t have a tricked out TI-90 with detachable rodeo strip!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Amanda: What&#8217;s -8 + -7?<br />
Linds: -15. Why didn&#8217;t you use your calculator?<br />
Amanda: My calculator is some free piece of shit from the bank. I don&#8217;t have a tricked out TI-90 with detachable rodeo strip!</p>
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