I realized that high school would become much more difficult as my doctor told me I would be trading in food for formula.
At the age of five, I had an obsession with licking my mothers deodorant.
The correct response to your wife after coming home from an emergency call only to find that your son had caught the majority of the backyard on fire is not, “That’s what you called me home for?”
The purpose of this band is to cynically play whatever music is necessary to attract as many young women as possible for the purposes of having sexual relations with them. I am in my mid 20s and a veteran of several musical projects, which unfortunately have tended toward the sort of music that repels women [...]