“Dude, you shouldn’t have left your friends. You shouldn’t have made out with that chick. You shouldn’t have thrown up in the back of a taxi. *Pauses, listens* No dude, it’s not okay. You shouldn’t listen to Saves the Day, you’re 26. It is shit like this that has to stop.”
Amanda: What’s -8 + -7?
Linds: -15. Why didn’t you use your calculator?
Amanda: My calculator is some free piece of shit from the bank. I don’t have a tricked out TI-90 with detachable rodeo strip!
W: I think I just drooled on myself.
K: You did.
W: You saw that?
K: No, I heard it.
W: I thought drool was like lightning. You can’t hear it.