The purpose of this band is to cynically play whatever music is necessary to attract as many young women as possible for the purposes of having sexual relations with them. I am in my mid 20s and a veteran of several musical projects, which unfortunately have tended toward the sort of music that repels women [...]
Because my 8th grade teacher thought I was lying to him about my name I made my one and only visit to the pricipals office to explain that, “Yes, my name is Steveie and, no, I’m not a boy”.
“There are very few women in the world for whom I would go lesbian, and Johnny Depp is one of them.”
Kane (bends an eating utensil): This is art, dude.
JMe: How is that art…what does it represent?
Kane: A bent up fork.
JMe: (Gives a weird and slightly bewildered look)
Kane: How does that NOT represent a bent up fork???
JMe: Well one…it’s a knife.